Seed-Giver

I have given you all the wealth that you need. More than you can imagine! But the reason why you don't see it now is because I have given you wealth seeds instead of wealth fruits. If I gave you wealth fruits, your wealth will be short lived. You eat it today and tomorrow it's gone. Instead, I have given you wealth seeds so that you'll learn how to grow wealth trees—as many as you can care for. (Hint: You can grow lots and lots of wealth trees.)

Seed-Giver,
God

PS. Hey, it's all about the seeds. I have given you so much. Do you see how wealthy you are now?

Greatest Job in the World

Being with you is my full time job. And you know what? I've got the greatest job in the world.
 
I love you,
God

PS. Face it. You can never get rid of Me.